Vi-Rection

Female Woody, otherwise known as an erection in male terms. Occurs when a female sees a super hot guy. Short for Vagina Erection.

"He was so hot, I instantly got a Vi-Rection" .... "Girl, did you see him, I better hide this Vi-Rection"

by thinkslikeadude April 30, 2016

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex

sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection

by harold g. July 21, 2022