rectum ribbon

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

by Gary2234 June 13, 2011

white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Rigoberto

Often used as a middle name for Hispanic guys, representing good looks, intelligence, and expert skills in bed.

Damn girl that boy is fiiIIIIiiinne, I'd tap that anyday, anytime, anywhere. Are you sure his middle name ain't Rigoberto???

by R Duarte June 30, 2008

ribbed sweater tee

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.

Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.

by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015

ribbit

an onomonpeoa used to describe the sound of a frog without making a fool of ones self

The frog goes ribbit.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005