Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

Remote Balling by filthyg. August 22, 2014

Remote red cup 

When you lose your drink at a party

Self explanatory -remote red cup

Remote red cup by Bootybuttbubble July 2, 2016

Remote dictionary 

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

Remote dictionary by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Remote-flexible 

As the landscape of the workplace changes, so does the way in which people work.

A new up-and-coming term within companies: Remote-flexible

Remote-flexible means work that is able to be executed at a home office or business office. These positions leave the decision to the employee for the majority of the time. (They could be asked to come in for a specific meeting or other business need from time to time.)

"I work for a company that is remote-flexible."
"This position is remote-flexible."

Remote-flexible by VirtuallyAnonymous September 12, 2018

Remote loathing 

Getting your hate on about someone or something from a safe enough distance that you can comfortably express your rage or disgust without making anyone aware that you are doing so. Best done alone, behind some bushes or in the back of a van.

Donny snuck off behind some trees to do a bit of remote loathing. It had taken him five days without sleeping, but he could now see that the entire craft fair must clearly be a front for a massive prostitution ring. "I can't walk five feet without tripping over blowjobs and people propositioning me for sex," grumbled Donny, "but so long as I stay here in my secret hidey hole, I can keep an eye on all the perverts and remotely loathe to my heart's content!"

Remote loathing by JLamprey December 11, 2019

remote till COVID 

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.

Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)

remote till COVID by gonzobrains January 11, 2022

Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population

"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"

Remote location by Dhr25 April 22, 2013