Retched skum

Retched skum is a dirty fukker whom wants to eat the bloodclart money out your pockets.

Steve (your good friend) :Paul can I borrow £10 and I will give you it back Friday.

Paul : yeah sure I need that money back

Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.

Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!

Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .

Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.

Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.

Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.

by RicenPeas1#1 October 27, 2018

rectchar

Rectchar is an amazing editor that deserves the world! She is very funny and so flipping talented! She is kind hearted and a awesome person!

Rectchar is so flipping beautiful .

by -bladeaep May 2, 2021

relichad

a chad who is religious and follows traditional way of life, even when he can slay chicks left and right on dating apps.

"Look at Mike, he is with his wife and daughter. He is such a relichad!

by JasonCeryain February 2, 2022

retch-a-sketch

When you make something so vile on an etch-a-sketch, you throw up.

"My drawing was so bad, dude. It was a total retch-a-sketch."

by jackvoices May 20, 2022

Retchul

To give liking or attraction to someone, without necessarily simping.

I retchul Jenna.

by Tobias Curtis December 16, 2022

Retchd

To give to someone

She retchd that to me

by Krissy2223 May 16, 2023

Reltih Floda

A man in an alternate universe who was most prominent during World War II and was named “the nicest guy to ever live”. He absolutely adored Jews and Jewish culture, learning how to speak Yiddish and protecting his Jewish pals at any cost. He was friends with all the neighboring countries and even gave up territory of the enormous country he ruled, Ynamreg, for the sole reason of letting the neighboring countries have a more equal amount of territory. His army, the Izans, helped defeat the main enemies of World War II, those being the American, British, and Soviet Empires. He lacked a mustache but had a short beard, his symbol, the Akitsaws, is seen all throughout Ynamreg and is a symbol of peace and love around the world, he absolutely despised gas chambers, and he loved the Jewish more than anything, even himself.

*in an alternate universe*

“Reltih Floda was a truly remarkable guy. He saved Europe, Judaism, and Germany itself. You know, I wonder what he was like in an alternate universe…”

*I then proceed to pop out of a portal from our universe*

“Trust me, you don’t wanna know.”

by PBJelly6 December 15, 2023