If somebody calls themselves a Redditor they are either 12 years old or a loser. Redditors are people who think they are funny for using unfunny Reddit memes.
by Water Bottle Drinker November 3, 2020
Edgy unsocial people (age group of 12-45) who think they are to good for other social media platforms. Mostly repeats outdated unfunny jokes and make fun of a kids game called Fortnite. They are very close minded and mostly go with the internets opinions (Normies). Weird people, who either act 12 at age 40 or act 25 at age 12-17.
Person: I like Fortnite.
Redditor/Normie: Fortnite bad, Minecraft good.
Person: Im out of jokes.
Redditor/Normie: Big Chungus Wholesome 100. Boomer vs Gen Z hahahah.
Person: Which actor is very good?
Redditor/Normie: Keanu Reeves fetish. Wholesome 100. Ah ah ah.
America bad, hahahahaha Europe good (isnt even European)
Ewan McCregor! Im 40M and I have a fetish for him! Prequels rock!
Im so depressed! I havent got a girlfriend at age 13 :(
Unpopulair opinion: (actually is a very populair opinion).
Im so glad I grew up with this, and not his! (Acts like a boomer).
Redditor/Normie: Fortnite bad, Minecraft good.
Person: Im out of jokes.
Redditor/Normie: Big Chungus Wholesome 100. Boomer vs Gen Z hahahah.
Person: Which actor is very good?
Redditor/Normie: Keanu Reeves fetish. Wholesome 100. Ah ah ah.
America bad, hahahahaha Europe good (isnt even European)
Ewan McCregor! Im 40M and I have a fetish for him! Prequels rock!
Im so depressed! I havent got a girlfriend at age 13 :(
Unpopulair opinion: (actually is a very populair opinion).
Im so glad I grew up with this, and not his! (Acts like a boomer).
by MCJ_ November 24, 2020
Person A: "Ay bro you wanna suck my dick real hard and give me some 69 big chungus updoots?"
Perosn B: "Oh hell yeah I'm a Redditor, the cock sucking convention was amazing"
Perosn B: "Oh hell yeah I'm a Redditor, the cock sucking convention was amazing"
by thabroccolidood January 29, 2020
The greatest of insults. Even redditors know that they are the lowest of all.
Do not call your friends redditors, or they will no longer be friends with you.
Do not call your friends redditors, or they will no longer be friends with you.
Person 1: You dirty redditor.
Person 2: How dare you! If anything, you're the redditor, you disgusting bastard!
Person 2: How dare you! If anything, you're the redditor, you disgusting bastard!
by THINKFAST48 February 9, 2021
Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.
by Russiandragon1394873 January 11, 2021
Somebody who has the urge to be an asshole at every given point they can, they they are the lamest most shy piece of shit in real life.
by Fr0stbite September 24, 2020
That type of asshole who thinks they're better than you; usually driven by shallow, inconsequential internet points. They try to fulfil their own fragile ego by condescending and patronizing those they view as inferior; yes, they lack any self-awareness whatsoever. They often act like their opinions are important and should be listened to; even though they lack the insight or depth to make their thoughts of any substance. They're usually paranoid that the 'Instagram normies' (not realizing they're some of the biggest normies to grace the internet) are stealing their memes; as if anyone would want to steal their drivel. There probably are a few sane ones; but unfortunately, they're in the minority.
Friend: Did you read Phil's long, condescending, self-aggrandizing diatribe on Reddit about how Christianity is the worst thing to ever exist and how Atheism is superior?
Me: Yep, textbook Redditor moment.
Me: Yep, textbook Redditor moment.
by eatingapenis February 8, 2021