Redditor 

An inferior species that spends 24/7 on reddit and worships Keanu Reeves, Big Chungus, and Minecraft. They are virgins that can't find a girlfriend and was single since 2016.

Normal Person: My friend that plays Fortnite died today. RIP 😞
Redditor: WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS BRUH MINECRAFT MOMENT FORTNITE BAD I WILL GET SO MUCH KARMA FOR THIS R/EMOJIPOLICE HANDS UP GO ON THE GROUND OMG AHAHAHAH

Redditor by anonexistentguy June 3, 2021

Redditor 

An introvert with a Superiority Complex that mindlessly parrots and circle-jerks the same posts and opinions over and over again while harassing people who have opinions that differ from that of the Reddit-Hivemind, not necessarily because they share the same opinions with their community, but because they want as many updoots as possible to feel validation from another person for once in their life.

Person A: I'm redditor and I believe we should bully children that use emojis and Tiktok because they're trash.
Person B: Did your parents love you? Who hurt you?

Redditor by SirBallbreaker69 April 28, 2020

Redditor 

The worst scum on this planet. For some reason, they think they're funny. Usually overweight and wears glasses. Hopefully natural selection takes hold and they all die off.

"Can you believe that kid's a Redditor?"
"I know, right? I just want to cave in his skull."

Redditor by Sakon March 6, 2020

Redditor 

Another word for hypocrite.

They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling

In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.

TikTok you way to Fortnite: *exists*

Redditors: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me

Redditor by IdekIForgotMyName February 14, 2021

Redditor 

A slang term for virgin

Guy 1: Man, John is a redditor and I bet he will always be
Guy 2: Yeah, he might be forever
John: Dude What the fuck?!

Redditor by Real Sticky boi February 23, 2021

Redditor 

A user of Reddit, usually used to refer someone as overwieght.

Friend 1: is the diet working and do I look skinnier?
Friend 2: nope, you still look like a Redditor

Redditor by Franek5007 December 9, 2021

Redditor 

Someone who uses the popular application Reddit. They come in an array of varieties, often not showering for weeks at a time. It is also common that they will add unnecessary reaction images to their content. Their main religion is the holy empire of Keanu Reeves and Big Chungus. They are often also rivaled to iFunniers. Most can be characterized as neckbeards; wholesome-loving degenerates.

"I walked by a Redditor today, he was playing Minecraft P.E." "How was it?" "Puke inducing."

Redditor by Obamarang April 6, 2020