anal rectification

to set forth in correctness one's anus. to completely be destroyed, as in an accident in which one's body becomes mangled and dismembered.

That skiier was just anally rectified.

by Raabert "Baab" DeNiero November 29, 2004

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

Rastafication

When Rasta's invade a country and try to influence Rasta culture on a non-rasta country.

Person 1: Nice, heard the Rasta's are about to invade us tommrow.
Person 2: You no what that means.
Person 1: Rastafication?
Person 2: Yeah man! Get to smoke some reefa!!!!!!!!!

by LuvDaChronic September 16, 2009

rarification

(verb) to become rarer / less common.

The rarification of mullets since the 1990s is probably a good thing.

by R. Ashford Casanova October 12, 2009

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

RAMifications

Da overall effects of having more or less data-storage on your computer.

Bill Gates supposedly said in 1981 dat "640K should be enough for anybody", but he claims dat he never made dat ridiculous statement --- he says dat he totally knew da RAMifications of having too little computer-memory, and so he actually was always saying da exact opposite.

by QuacksO April 15, 2024

Marsupial Ramifications

When a trans-masc with a four letter name challenges his newfound gender norms via cooking, cleaning, etc.; particularly in aid of their partner and their partner’s lifelong bestie.

There are some serious marsupial ramifications to our friend Mike cleaning the bathroom for us

by Yee Haw Yall November 7, 2021