unban request

An unban request is something send the mods of a twitch stream or chat, or some other online platforms you can get banned on it threw, to request getting unbanned. People normally send these after saying something stupid, dumb, sexual, or generally inappropriate in said chat etc. and regret getting banned from said chat.
Unban requests normally consist of lame excuses, or reasons why they should be unbanned.

For example: "My little brother was on my computer."
Or, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to." Even though they deliberately typed the things in chat that got them banned.

The easiest way to avoid looking this idiotic is to bit type things that will get you banned in the first place.

Imjustalittlekid69 sent and unban request saying he "didn't mean it," to his favorite streamer after getting banned by her mods for explicitly typing: " Please bury me in your boobies!!!😍🥰😏😛😝😜" In her Twitch chat.

by SomeDumbassGuy July 24, 2021

Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

Total Request Live

One of the crappier shows on MTV

See TRL

by rock fan February 18, 2003

rapecest

-Incestuous rape
-The act of rape being committed by a relative.

She looks terrible... oh wait... is she the rapecest victim?

by Smorko October 10, 2006

Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.

Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."

by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009

Fuck Request

Sending someone a "Friend Request" on Facebook in the hopes of opening a channel of communication that will lead to them opening their body to you temporarily.

"Imma send Crystal a Fuck Request on Facebook."

by Jacques Tardi August 28, 2013

as requested

Phrase that IT support staff put into their Helpdesk tickets as the solution of the computer problem they fixed.

Helpdesk work order #99991

Problem description: Computer blue screens frequently. Please fix.

Resolution: Works fine, no problem found. As requested.

Work order closed.

by ARAR99 November 6, 2009