The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020

randomness

Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense

The cat sat on the mat

That Tree is Crazy

I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas

Wheres my total guitar steve mags

by Fazza24 February 9, 2004

randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike

"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny

by Afromonk August 24, 2006

randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation

{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.

by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008

Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.

Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you

by Random-kid August 19, 2006

awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004

randomly

Related to 'random,' an adverb used by undergraduate English students to indicate that a verb happens for no particular reason or according to no particular pattern. The people engaged in the 'random' activity ('randomly running') may have no idea that they are running, _or_ they may not have considered the consequences of their act.

Your overworked graduate student TAs beg you to use a more INTERESTING AND EXPRESSIVE word than 'randomly.' Please. For the love of Pete, Dale, or Homer...

"The most recent concern about homosexuality seemed to arise during the turn of the century, around the time when couples were able to randomly get married in Las Vegas." (This is an actual sentence--I just read it in a first-year English paper.)

by Cranky E October 26, 2007