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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.

Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!

by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022

Randolph ahahh

Randolph ahahh is that feeling when you see GeorgeNotFound stim on stream and get happy but then you fall flat on your face because your fucking dumbass was looking at your phone when you were walking.

Pokimane pulled a Randolph ahahh when she got caught for proudly saying it wasn't funny.

by Bobby Winklezfppt November 2, 2022

Randolph

Randolph also called Rand is a helpful person who cares for everyone except himself

Christian "yo you seen Randolphs new tweet"
Tort "among us isn't funny"

by BLXCEO April 18, 2022

Julia Randolph

The voice of "Wanda" from "The Fairly Odd Parents" Also is known for being a professional rower in the great lakes. Nicknamed "Michelle" for her multiple full house appearances and for stealing clothing off of the 90s set and then dressing goats in the clothing.

Don't make me pull a "Julia Randolph" and screw with your goats.

by anon12345678900987654321 December 28, 2014

Randolph, MN

A small town in Minnesota, Full Of Hicks, Tractors, Corn, Beer, Hunting, Babes, And more beer.

Randolph, MN Home Of Tractors, Corn, And Beer

by Farmer Daniels January 27, 2019

Zandi Randolph

A hotttt actress that I literally love like soooo much…. She’s so beautiful and smart and just oh my goddd and her acting is 100000/10 it’s so good especially in area code 1 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😊😊😊😊😊

Man-oh i don’t like Zandi Randolph

Me- HUH?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE ZANDI Randolph SHES LITERALLY bMOTHERRRRR

by Stellaborellq11 April 12, 2023