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Jungle Ranch

When you cum in your pubes and it dries and begins to itch
I have terrible jungle ranch from last night
by Jungle ranch July 1, 2019
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Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."
by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017
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Ranch Fancy

Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party
Did you spot Magnolia and Matt's classy duds at the box social? They were looking as ranch fancy as can be.
by goopceo April 24, 2023
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Ram Ranch

A ranch, probably in Wyoming, ran by Grant Macdonald and Dr. Phil. It is infamous for cowboy orgies.
My uncle got sent to Ram Ranch in 1969, we never saw him again
by ryba314 October 29, 2019
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Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.
by Hezron February 27, 2008
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Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.
Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.
by tees June 20, 2008
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dab of ranch

diamonds on an object like a watch or a chain
I just got a watch with a dab of ranch. I just got a new chain with a dab of ranch. I just hit the mall and got a designer belt and a wrist band with a dab of ranch.
by KingTeen March 21, 2017
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