Qwerk

Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.

Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?

by Monster_Dog May 9, 2016

qwerty-boy

Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.

John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc

by Bee-Kay Conuhsheegeh January 26, 2007

qweer

The wrong way to spell queer.

Noob: omg ur s0 qweer.
Me: Ugh shut up, kid. Get off COD4 and go back to teletubbies!... You queer!

by Terrum February 20, 2010

QWERTY

Random letters on the keyboard that someone decided to make a word

Person 1: You are such a qwerty!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: I'm not quite sure...

by California Dreamer 1271 July 7, 2011

Qwerty

If your looking this up then obviously it's because you saw it already typed out for you on your keyboard and thought it was interesting to type into urban dictionary while you were surfing the internet for porn...

Bored... wonder what I can pointlessly look up on Urban Dictionary for a good laugh...*Gets ready to type* OMG! *types Qwerty*

*Well this is a disappointment...*

by B_Dash1 November 17, 2009

Qwerty Me

Asking someone to text you without being too obvious.

"Dood, the boss is hanging around, can't IM. Qwerty Me."

by brindlelady November 6, 2009

qwer

Left hand placement for special commands/spells in an online game that is from a third person-ish view, where you control a hero/champion in a person to person battle within a contained map that has an element of base/tower defense and attack with NPC (non-player character) minions. All this happens in a real time, multi-player map/environment and is considered an adventure, real-time strategy & role playing game like LOL (League Of Legends) or DOTA (Defender Of The Ancients).

As a summoner, I'll use the mouse to control my champions movement and target and then QWER POWER...*press Q* mega damage powers! *press W* Suck it monkeys! *press E* Boo-ya! *press R* How do you like them apples?! *frustrated keyboard smash* Why did I die?

by Zeomox August 25, 2013