little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
by Catachresis June 4, 2004
Get the air quotes mug.A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
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Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
by limegreen January 30, 2004
Get the status quoter mug.The professor would have totally given me a better grade if I did not get quote sniped in every discussion.
by DJ Mikey Mike May 12, 2009
Get the Quote Snipe mug.When you have to write an essay about something i.e. a book, you fill this essay with as many quotes as you can in order to make your essay look more meaty and meet the page criteria of the teacher.
Person A: Hey man, did you finish your essay for english yet? I've been up all night and i still don't even have half the pages i need.
Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
by Jose Juan-Carlos Santallianez February 16, 2009
Get the Quote-a-palooza mug.Post 1 Ted: Hello there
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
by Eviltechie August 29, 2010
Get the quote train mug.When a combination of one person and another person both know multiple quotes from the same movie. They relay the quotes back and forth from one to another, trying to prove their absolute knowledge of the regarded movie which is currently being quoted. The back and forth sending of the quotes is much like the back and forth sending of the ball in a tennis match. Unfortunately they may not be green and pretty like a tennis ball.
Marian McMilfterhops: I love lamp!
Harold Humperton: And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?
Marian McMilfterhops: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
Harold Humperton: Son of a bee-sting.
Marian McMilfterhops: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Harold Humperton: May the force be with you.
Marian McMilferhops: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT?! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE WE WERE PREVIOUSLY QUOTING! IF I WASN'T BUSY EATING CORN ON THE COB COATED IN OYSTER GRAVY, HEAVILY MARINATED IN BLUE CHEESE AND POTATO BAKE KRAFT SPREAD ™, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU WITH MY LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY RAISED AND PARTIALLY OUTSTRETCHED, AND I WOULD THEN CONTINUE TO EXTEND THE MUSCLES IN MY ARM AND HAZARDOUSLY SMACK YOU IN THE EATING HOLE. Although we did have some quite good quotennising. Ah, such lovely memories of this we'll have. I had a wonderful time last night by the way, next time clean off the poop before you put it in. I love you, nighty night xoxo
Harold Humperton: And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?
Marian McMilfterhops: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
Harold Humperton: Son of a bee-sting.
Marian McMilfterhops: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Harold Humperton: May the force be with you.
Marian McMilferhops: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT?! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE WE WERE PREVIOUSLY QUOTING! IF I WASN'T BUSY EATING CORN ON THE COB COATED IN OYSTER GRAVY, HEAVILY MARINATED IN BLUE CHEESE AND POTATO BAKE KRAFT SPREAD ™, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU WITH MY LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY RAISED AND PARTIALLY OUTSTRETCHED, AND I WOULD THEN CONTINUE TO EXTEND THE MUSCLES IN MY ARM AND HAZARDOUSLY SMACK YOU IN THE EATING HOLE. Although we did have some quite good quotennising. Ah, such lovely memories of this we'll have. I had a wonderful time last night by the way, next time clean off the poop before you put it in. I love you, nighty night xoxo
by KittyMittenShitten October 16, 2010
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