quanch

a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.

i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.

by gunch August 9, 2003

Quatchi

When one is Monkey Railing (ie. Defecating into one's own mouth with a continuous and uninterrupted log) and accidentally hits the gag reflex such that a total exchange of stomach contents for rectal contents occurs.

Oh man, I was monkey railing the other day and I totally just quatchi'd into my buttox.

by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

Quanch

A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.

Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch

by David+Isaac+Randy August 13, 2010

quitcherbitchin

Fast-speak for "Quit Your Bitching," commonly used in the Southern U.S.

Dude, quitcherbitchin already, I've heard it before...

by joedirt09 August 22, 2009

quatschkopf

Originates from German "Quatschkopf". Commonly used incorrectly, referring to babbling idiots. Quatschkopf rather means someone who talks a lot about unimportant things. A talky person. However, contrary to most definitions in online dictionaries, it is a rather nice and positive thing to say, at least in Southern Germany. If you tell someone he/she is a quatschkopf, your heart is full of appreciation and sympathy. Quatschkopfs generally tell something that doesn't really fit the context, and especially for that they are amiable - there is something sweet about them. Using the word usually makes people smile; both the 'quatschkopfer' (the one calling someone else a quatschkopf) and the 'quatschkopfee' (the person being called a quatschkopf). Also, quatschkopf can be used as a verb: to quatschkopf someone means to babble nice nonsense to someone.

Side note: should only be used when speaking to the quatschkopf. If used when referring to someone, one has to know that someone very well in order to avoid a negative connotation.

You are a quatschkopf.

Sometimes my brother can be a real quatschkopf.

Man, today you are quatschkopfing me...

That sweet person was quatschkopfing me the whole night long.

I was quatschkopfed, and didn't see it coming.

by signorina December 29, 2011

Quitchufucks

Quitchufucks, or "Quit your fucks" means to stop, kill, or dead something that you are doing.

Press CTRL+W to quitchufucks

by Quitchufucks January 30, 2015

bit your quitching

A less offensive way to tell someone to stop whining like a titty-baby. To be more offensive, switch the 'qu' and the 'b' around....

Whiner-wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You- Bit your quitching, you're starting to get on my nerves!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003