by Urby Ambcock January 20, 2007
Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
by Skyfire1228 June 15, 2018
A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016
The act of taking a poop that is so long and narrow that it coils at the bottom of the toilet bowl, the shape of which resembles a python or other snake depending on the size of the poop.
John: What's taking you so long, Frankie? We have to be at work in five minutes.
Frankie: I ate the leftover guacamole. I'm about to drop a python.
Frankie: I ate the leftover guacamole. I'm about to drop a python.
by Eed 3000 December 2, 2009
A hilarious British Comedy Show which made outragious often controversial statements and suggestions. The actors were mainly: Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python: Flying Circus: Volume 2
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
~
'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
~
'Beans!!!'
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
~
'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
~
'Beans!!!'
by Nintendo-Innuendo May 29, 2006
A Double-action revolver produced in 357. magnum by Colt manufacturers. Regarded as the Rolls-Royce of revolvers. An excellent combat, hunting and zombie survival tool.
by BarryBurtonUsesAColtPython March 2, 2012
A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
by Keegster April 24, 2003