python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue

"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

by Vaughnathon JACK March 28, 2007

Python Bomb

The act of walking into an IT department or other gathering of geeks and dropping a random Monty Python quote. Most times this will trigger a chain reaction of other Python quotes. It is not unusual to return to the bombed area over an hour later to still hear the fallout.

Python Bomb Instigator : "Blessed are the cheesemakers"

Geek 1:"He's a very naughty boy"
Geek 2:"It's only a flesh wound"...

Repeat ad nauseum..

by Sirbob October 19, 2013

python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

by wildcatluke April 21, 2010

python pete

The nick name up held by a high school student. His name is Jordan Sockwell. the resin he was given this name was, not only did it roll off the tongue but, he had alot of man hood.

I'm going to Python Pete's to get some off that sex.

by python pete December 22, 2008

python hug

A really long dick hugging around your body like a python hugging its prey.

"Come here girl, imma give you a python hug with my really long snake."

by Megthegrate February 10, 2014

Python Grip

When you have four fingers in the vagina and your thumb in the belly button and then pulsate. Slowly getting tighter and squeezing until you are able to touch your thumb with your fingers.

"Chantelle was in the council flat lift receiving a Python Grip from Tyler, with one leg over the hand rail and the other over Tylers shoulder"

by AzaBaza October 9, 2014

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004