purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 9, 2009

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 31, 2009

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips November 17, 2007

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

by robert1120 December 9, 2008