Puresomest

Pure Awesomest

When someone, something, or a situation is beyond awesome, beyond super awesome, it is simply the pure awesomest. In most cases, it is used to describe the incredible amount of awesomeness exuded by an amazing individual

Billy T. Wilton be the puresomest guy in the universe... (not universal studio... but universe... YES UNIVERSE) :)

by hellokittykoo June 15, 2010

Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.

Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.

by assshit999000 June 1, 2011

Purest Filth

A group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious DADS (day after drinking shits)

Wow do you reckon those girls are 'Purest filth".

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

PureSkill1313

Irrelevant looking ass

PureSkill1313 didn’t come in time to revive me

by Duejdjdisnen March 30, 2018

pureson

a son technically a person but he is the best

wow brandon you must be the best pureson

by Earth Worm Sally May 15, 2018

PureSub

A submissive who doesn't break any rules and exists to please their dominant .
A BDSM term.

I wish my sub would just act like a PureSub, she's being insubordinate.

by ArchangelSalathiel September 14, 2018

PRESYSTOLE

It is the processing of a punishment for a PEDOPHILE that cannot stop the momentum.

A race of diligence to convince in symbiotic fashion to assist in slowing down the process of SYSTOLE DESTINY .

In order to show undying LOYALTY the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE had to buy THE SYSTOLE PREP KIT and walk 4.4 miles in terrible pain with defective transportation gear expected back at the GOOGLEPLEX as PRESYSTOLE is PREPARE SYSTEM STOOL LEE which is SHIT AND EAT SHIT all of IT tonight.

This is the hardest thing in LIFE for anyone to preclude as inevitability of PRESYSTOLE has started and it is a painful reminder every ASSHOLE even the BIGGEST ASSHOLE is not immortal.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021