unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016

Unfortunate Spacemen

A Game Made In 2018 where the goal is to make your fellow spacemen hate there lives because of proximity chat… and take out the monster

Have You Seen The Game Unfortunate Spacemen?

by TheKirbyAllStar July 23, 2021

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Most Unfortunate

1. a characterization of a person/people with less than attractive appearance; used in lieu of a straight insult
2. many Walmart shoppers

While walking through Walmart, Jim sees a 300 pound woman wearing spandex stretchpants. All her cellulite is visible through the tight fabric, and when she walks, her hips and butt look like two huge beach balls going up and down. He nudges his friend to point-out the visual attrocity. His friend, who is too polite to exclaim or laugh at the woman, simply says "yes, that is most unfortunate."

by sgjd2010 January 13, 2011

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023

unfortunate

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

That's unfortunate

When someone says something you could care less about.

Friend: I have to go to this family party tommarow.
Me: That's unfortunate.

by Itsalmost2016whynot? April 11, 2016