Definitions by M.T.MyLoad

unfortunate old fashion 

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

unfortunate old fashion by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016