So, la puerta, or in English, the door, is a way of telling someone to leave without them knowing *unless they speak Spanish. Use thisas a joke on your friends if they are being irritating.
John: Marco
Marco: ...
John: *Taps on shoulder as joke*
Marco: ...
John: *Keeps doing it*
Marco: la puerta.
John: ???
Marco: It means the door in English. Now leave.
John: Marco you--
Marco: ...
John: *Taps on shoulder as joke*
Marco: ...
John: *Keeps doing it*
Marco: la puerta.
John: ???
Marco: It means the door in English. Now leave.
John: Marco you--
by zsti November 21, 2022
Get the La Puerta mug.Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
by knowman March 9, 2008
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Down ass chick with a heart of gold.
Loyal as they come, Will have your back for life unless you give her a reason not to.
Loyal as they come, Will have your back for life unless you give her a reason not to.
by Mrs Watts October 18, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican Paige mug.The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.
My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!
by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009
Get the Puberty Christmas mug.This is where you are sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left and there is traffic in the other lanes waiting as well. When the light turns green if you have successfully turned left before any of the other cars in the opposing traffic go straight through the light you have successfully completed the Puerto Rican Sneak.
Dude I was sitting at the intersection today and some stupid blonde was texting and I got a Puerto Rican Sneak on that bitch! *high five*
by sneaker. May 3, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Sneak mug.A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
Get the Closet Puker mug.n: To change lanes two or more times consecutively without the use of proper turn signals to indicate the lane changes. aka the Miami Shuffle
by Sherriff Bufford T. Justice April 6, 2009
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