by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020
Get the Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess mug.Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010
Get the puerto rican joust mug.Related Words
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
Get the Pertarded mug.by freeryder March 13, 2009
Get the puerto rican shuffle mug.A former colony of Spain, now a moderately self-governing island territory of the United States located just east of the Dominican Republic. Puerto Rico used to have a proud and vibrant political culture now mired in corruption and a dead end obsession with the stale-mated status debate. Puerto Ricans have their own distinct culture, slang and history and are noted for their artistic, dramatic, athletic achievements and for their beauty. Puerto Rico also has the highest number of institutes of higher learning in the region. Puerto Rico also has the highest per capita GNP of latin america and a diversified economy with large tourist, manufacturing, health, education and service centers.
by BGH January 9, 2005
Get the Puerto Rico mug.A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.
by Lench Mob December 14, 2006
Get the puerto rican credit card mug.When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.
by DW DC February 28, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Fog Bank mug.