Puberty

Hell between the age of 8-20 where girls get boobs and boys get bigger dicks and where you get more moody

Tahlia-*hunched over cluching her belly
Bella- are you ok?
Tahlia-I'm going through hell
Bella-Puberty?

Tahlia-*sighs*

by bitchy_12089 November 15, 2019

Puberty

An exceptionally smelly chicken, turkey or duck.

"We should have tossed that puberty after Thanksgiving, Wayne, instead of saving it to make sandwiches for the beach"

by The Garbage Patch Kid May 21, 2016

Pubertied

When puberty has hit someone

Guy 1 : I'm getting voice cranks
Guy 2 : yeah your getting pubertied

by Jrjfjjf December 12, 2018

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.

Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr

by britneyxx December 9, 2012

Font puberty

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.

Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.

by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009