pterodactyl

The sex act in which the man straps his feet to a ceiling fan, turns it on, and has vaginal sex with his partner while spinning upside down. When he is about to cum he unstraps himself waving his arms like a pterodactyl and screaming at the top of his lungs as he comes. If done correctly the couple should land on the bed.
The true pterodactyl brings a sheet up to flap like wings when he releases.

Also hailed as the single most difficult sex technique

I gave my girlfriend a pterodactyl yesterday. It sucked. We missed the bed

by Keg-meister January 25, 2008

pteradactyl

When your star is giving two hand jobs with arms out and sucking dick. The motion looks like a pterdactyl.

Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.

Three of us came home from the bar and Marty's girlfriend got naked and turned into a pteradactyl.

by the wrong demographic May 9, 2014

pterodactyl

4 guys. 1 girl. one guy gives it to her in the back while holding up her legs. the guy in front is getting a bj and holding her up from the front. and the other 2 guys are on the sides getting handjobs so it looks like the girl is flapping her arms and flying like a pterodactyl.

wow. she got pterodactyled at that party last night.

by asdfg: February 20, 2009

Pterodactyling

n. A competitive sport taking place mainly in public restroom stalls in which participants attempt to perch using the surrounding walls, sometimes many feet in the air, above toilet bowls and excrete into them without missing, all the while cawing as a pterodactyl would.

"I nearly came in first in the big pterodactyling exhibition, but my last turdlet flew wide when I lost my footing on the wet tile."

by Lecks July 29, 2006

pterodactyl

A condition, related to bat wing, that is the result of a male's excessive exposure to humidity in the genital region. Less common--but more dangerous--than bat wing, this condition is when not only one, but both sides of the scrotum adhere to a leg. This double bat wing conjures up memories of the extinct dinosaur for which it is named-- the pterodactyl.

"I was stuck riding bitch in the back seat for 2 hours, and when I finally got out I had some vicious pterodactyl."

by Alex Page August 17, 2006

pterodactyl

verb. 'to pterodactyl'. Phenomenon that occurs when an individual targets, swoops in, and snatches up another. Often occurs at bars.

"Shit, that slut just came out of nowhere and pterodactyled my buddy Graham."

by handinhandcombat March 1, 2008

Pterodactyl

The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.

A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*

by lolololmfaooyyboi August 2, 2018