pseudofeminism

Any speech, ideology, position, or stance that uses the language of feminism to cloak a thoroughly anti-feminist attitude (for example, that women should never be offered advice on how to reduce their risk of rape because it isn't their responsibility to reduce their risk of rape, and offering such advice is therefore insulting, demeaning, and victim-blaming).

Also, the practise of cloaking or justifying socially unacceptable bigotry, rage, or resentment in feminist terms that make it sound enlightened and progressive.

"So, now Caitlin is saying that she's dating Jessica to be more 'womon-affirming', whatever that means." "My god, such pseudofeminism ... wonder how Jessica feels to know Caitlin isn't dating her because she likes her."

by DancingKali August 16, 2011

Pseudonecrophile

its abit like necrophilia (having an attraction to corpses and fucking them)
But the people are still alive but they dress up to get the "dead" feeling.
and bath in freezing water to get the cold feeling when fucking them, aha !

theres a band on myspace called Pseudonecrophile.
search them :)

by Lornastar April 18, 2007

Pseudonymph

Pseudonymph (adj.)- any girl who pretends to want you really badly. She may even do inappropriate things in public. But when you finally get a chance to get in her pants, she is a total prude.

Dude1: Dude, that girl at the party last night was all over you, I think I even saw her grab your junk. Did you give it to her?

Dude2: No dude she ended up being a total pseudonymph. I brought her up to my room and she just sat on the bed and wanted to talk.

Dude1: Totally sucks dude!

by dubbsfitty2 May 19, 2010

Pseudonymonymer

That guy who gives everyone nicknames that have nothing to do with their own identity.

Pseudonymonymer: I'm going to call you Onions!

Other guy: But my name is Steve...And I hate onions...

by Stav Clones March 29, 2010

Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

by Actom360 August 16, 2014

Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010