Pseudochef

A wannabe chef working as a cook at a chain.

Pseudochef

A cook at Olive Garden, Chili's, Applebee's or any other chain restaurant.

by INCOGNITO2011 May 25, 2012

pseudobenevolent

Falsely claiming to be or being referred to as well wishing, or kind in nature.

Samuel's pseudobenevolent manner was reveled not long after his claims of benevolence.

by BonnieParker January 23, 2018

Pseudochink

A man or woman who physically appears to be of Asian descent but is not.

“Is Liam Asian?”
“No, he is a pseudochink”

by Poseidon May 29, 2021

PseudoCustard

Like Custard, but not custard, or has the same consistency as custard

Gravy is an example of a PseudoCustard

by tomdartmoor March 31, 2022

pseudocoma

A term to describe a level of near- unconsciousness, also referred to as “locked-in syndrome,” in which you appear to be comatose but are able to sense what is going on around you.

She appeared to be in a coma because she couldn’t move or speak but it turned out she was actually in a pseudocoma.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023

Pseudocide

Deleting or removing an old screen name or email address.

Closing my AOL account was pseudocide, but at least my ex-girlfriend can no longer find me.

by LAblows April 17, 2009

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021