curbside prophet

1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.

Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.

by rahbee July 11, 2005

fortnite prophet

The greatest Fornite player of all time. No Fortnite player stands a chance against him. If you mess with him, he will go on to Fortnite, and he will find and kill you. If you really make him mad, he could even ban your Fortnite account. If you see him in Fortnite, you should just accept your death.

OMG I just got killed by Abdullah, he's a Fortnite prophet!

by ....'''' February 16, 2018

false prophet

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.

False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*

by white whale August 9, 2013

prophet__immigrant457

prophet__immigrant457 (Arthur) is a “political” TikToker who hasn’t posted politics in so long I forgot what his ideology is. he is an incel and has never felt the touch of a woman, this has resulted in interests such as capitalism and human males named Matt. prophet__immigrant457 spends his free time simping, making bad helicopter jokes referring to the wrong dictator and being in pain.

Person A: hey, do you know who prophet__immigrant457 is?

Person B: isn’t he that weird weebcel on tiktok?

Person A: yes!

by hdhsnnerbvthrisj October 8, 2020

Watts Prophets

The Watts Prophets are a group of musicians and poets from Watts, Los Angeles. The group combined elements of jazz and spoken words perfomance, making the trio one that is often seen as a forerunner of contemporary Hip-Hop. Formed in 1967, the group comprises Richard Dedeaux, Father Amde Hamilton (born Anthony Hamilton) and Otis O'Solomon.

It seems like The Watts Prophets was creating some Hip-Hop ass music, yooooooooo!

by Lock_Out September 25, 2008

non-prophet

atheist, a non believer

"I belong to a non-prophet organisation"

"Infidel, you deserve to die in the burning eyes of Allah... Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad"

by God jnr September 28, 2006

the windfall prophets

the windfall prophets are a band that formed in the fall of 2008. they play rock, blues, and there current line up is walker rumpf as songwriter/guitar/vocals, mike erlacher on drums, frank carrelini on guitar and mickey d'addario on bass. They are known for there great live performances, and there interesting songs.

guy- what are you doing tonight?

girl- going to see the most awesome band the Windfall Prophets of course!!

by frank norris March 10, 2009