porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

pronning

Trying to solve a riddle, puzzle, mystery, or other miscellaneous challenge set for entertainment (see www.notpron.com).

I need some sleep, I've been pronning all night.

by dav0rd September 16, 2005

pruning

To trim branches or twigs off a tree or plant

Swing Ricky, swing! your a monkey and your pruning the tree! Your a monkey pruning!

by Chris Graham January 29, 2004

Pruning

To pout ones lip in a photo by saying "prune juice". Made popular by the Olsen Twins.

She's pruning in that picture.

by Miss Kitty Kat January 25, 2011