procrastinate

comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'

I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.

by Annie August 18, 2004

Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010

Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom October 21, 2008

The Procrastinator

Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)

A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).

Example of The Procrastinator 1:

Female: ehhh... i think were done...

Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)

Example The Procrastinator 2:

Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)

Male: I...
(30 second wait)

Male:Know...
(30 second wait)

Male:Your...
(30 second wait)

Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)

Male:Look...
(30 second wait)

Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)

Example The Procrastinator 3:

Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!

by Its-going-to-be-a-thing! May 5, 2011

procrastinate

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

by Cyndane January 17, 2005

procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010