To waste useful time by masturbating
Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad
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Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead
I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9
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To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.
"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."
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Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.
Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.
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When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
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When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
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I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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