Procrastinate 

... ill write a definition later

i swear i don't procrastinate THAT much

Procrastinate by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 23, 2021

procrastinate 

To put something off doing
To avoid doing something nd doing something else to avoid it

U r such a procrastinator.
Don't b so lazy, stop procrastinating
I probably shouldn't procrastinate

procrastinate by zamazing32♡ April 15, 2021

Procrastinate 

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH

You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn

Procrastinate by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021

procrastinate 

procrastinate is when your delaying something and sulking

procrastinate

procrastinate by suhbb May 18, 2022

procrastinate 

delay or postpone action put off doing something.

it won't be long so don't procrastinate

procrastinate by jchqjshwdg14141 January 6, 2023

Procrastinate before you masturbate 

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

Procrastinate before you masturbate by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate 

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

Procrastinate Ejaculate by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017