pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016

Cock promote

The opposite of cock blocking. The act of talking your buddy up.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."

by kjack360 February 6, 2014

Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Probationship

When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.

Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch

Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now

by atlas247 April 5, 2013

promotwt

a twitter tag people use to promote their accounts and find mutuals.

mostly full of enstars project sekai bandori genshin impact carbon copies of each other.

an example promotwt tweet may look like:

“#promotwt HIIIHIII i’m looking for more hypmic & enstars mutuals but i welcome anyone who also likes bandori zls or anything else in my interests 🫶 PLZ READ CARRD B4 U FOLLOW LOL”

by poopshartdickballs September 21, 2022

Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010

Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.

Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!

by billstein9000 March 29, 2010