The Problem Internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as "normally topical & highly-relevant") issues going on in the world. The Problem Internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with Internet culture in 2016.
Me: "The Atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything I know about boiling an egg is wrong."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."
by Leschi July 31, 2016
Get the Problem Internet mug.An Ego Problem is when a person acts like a massive dick (regardless of gender) because they think that they're better than their peers around them, when in reality they're another fucking loser that believes they have more friends, money, fame/clout etc.
Man, Michael has a huge Ego Problem. I can't believe Michael still thinks that we're his friends because we acted nice to him; or that his Good Will jacket makes him look rich.
by immadikhead August 21, 2019
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A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005
Get the I missed the part where that's my problem mug.A horrible song sung by this duo called Double Take. Their song is about them being these hot girls and saying what problems they have, but they're not even hot! They look like feral cats! The music video is CHEAP. The only thing that costed money was the limousine, or was it a backdrop? Anyway, whenever they had a driving scene, they mirrored it every time they had a driving scene. The chorus sounds like shit, too.
by Akiue December 6, 2012
Get the Hot Problems mug.a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.
We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.
by Sal Theunuch December 17, 2005
Get the human engineering problem mug.While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
by 44431 October 27, 2011
Get the problems mug.A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009
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