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MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 30, 2011
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social probation

Social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. Only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, mass murder or throwing a party after midnight on Friday are punished with social probation. The last person known to be sentenced to social probation was Judas Iscariot.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.
by Big-Momma November 20, 2010
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Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two
When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.
by dan6661 December 14, 2010
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Probation

When your girlfriend or significant other does something you consider bad... You put her on probation meaning no more kisses or PDA...
My girl was trippin.... So I just had to put her on probation...
by joseantara June 1, 2006
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Bong Probation

First time smoker or experienced smoker when they inhale they cough up all the smoke and accidentally blow out the current bowl.
Tim inhales smoke out of the bong and coughs therefore blowing air into the bong and loses the current bowl.
Then Jerry says wow you dropped the bowl your on "bong probation"
by BobbyeB August 2, 2009
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fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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Friend Probation

Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.
Jason Sauer is on Friend Probation
by ttlemu February 1, 2010
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