picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.

by kduell March 4, 2003

Picasso

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

by Monick September 27, 2006

Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."

by batsoup August 17, 2009