Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body
mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic
like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely
love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless
confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.