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Pregophile

Someone who actively seeks out pregnant women to date, have sex with and then dump after they have a child.
Chris: Where are you going?

Ryan: I'm going to Motherhood Maternity at the mall to pickup chicks.

Chris: That's just wrong, you Pregophile.
by The One™ November 10, 2009
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Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
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lunatic piehole

An insulting term frequently employed to handily describe and attempt to silence a person articulating some form of unpleasant and extreme insanity.
My dear sir, would you mind shutting your lunatic piehole?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021
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precocious

Matured early.
by Larstait November 7, 2003
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precog

one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun
Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
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predophile

A combination of predator and peophile. Often seen strolling naked into a home of what he thought was a 12 year old girl on NBC's To Catch A Predator only to be tackled and beat down by the police upon his exit from the house.
Look at the creep over there with the camera. Looks like a fucking predophile.
by Larry Tiita April 19, 2009
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poop out of the peehole

doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)

This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.

As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.

*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
by billyho September 27, 2005
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