Pregnancy Roulette

Noun.
A game.
During this game, a group of guys circle jerk into a bucket until the bucket is full.
The bucket is then stirred.
Post stirring, a turkey vaster is filled with the bucket's contents. It is then stuck inside of a CONSENTING female over the age of 18 (or twelve if you're in mexico), and its contents are emptied. The father is the winner.

We were all having fun when Robbie Suggested playing pregnancy roulette. Nine months later, Benny wasn't having any fun at all... We got a good laugh though.

Pregnancy Roulette is a game for consenting adults, not little children. We are not responsible for any afteraffects of this game, nor do we encourage anyone to play it. Please be responsible.

by LordOfPoon420 October 10, 2016

pregnancy kink

A pregnancy kink is when your attracted to men or women with a pregnant belly or you like to talk about getting your partner pregnant with your child.

Yeah I have pregnancy kink dude

by Blink1994 September 19, 2016

Pregnancy

You are indeed, my friend, 100% Totally screwed.

Please Bitch Don't say your pregnant.Fuck I'm off to the pub

by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004

Unwanted Pregnancy

Slang term for something completely unintentional. For instance, accidentally setting up your friend for a gratuitous "that's what she said" joke. Can also refer to a gestating fetus that was not planned for.

Kari: Way too easy.

Gregor: That's what she said!

Kari: ...Okay, that was definitely an unwanted pregnancy right there.

by The Landyman February 18, 2010

teen pregnancy

a teen, ages 15-17, expecting a child.

she's going through teen pregnancy. she's already 3 months pregnant with twins

by WOAHkupkakez100 July 6, 2010

Guinea pig Pregnancy

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!

Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!

by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 17, 2008

pregnancy

Depending on the female's age, it be a good moment or a bad moment. If the women is married it's a good moment but for some teenage girls it's usually viewed as a bad moment. There are however a few teenage girls that view it as a good moment. Nevertheless teenage pregnancy is increasing so if you want to have sex but not want to get pregnant use a condom and/or birth control or a second form of protection

pregnancy leads to the birth of a life. Abortion is killing an innocent life

by Jdude346 July 16, 2008