PPSD

When you regret the pp and you see that person in person

Oh no I just saw Jason, I got hella PPSD

by Mellyyyyy October 4, 2019

Postdicted

To only find something out so far behind it took place that it is almost impossible to not have been aware of it before.

Friend: Oh my God I just started listening to Michael Jackson and it turns out he's dead! I swear this always happens.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.

by Pastazone June 23, 2020

ppsteve

ppsteve is super hot, has big pp and good at blok game
ppsteve want egirl or eboy so plz give ppsteve egirl or eboy
pp troopers on top

oh wow it’s ppsteve the big pp blok game champ who deserves top 5 mobile !1!1!1!

by ppsteve stan is1mpforppsteve February 16, 2021

postdockery

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.

"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"

by tgwtt October 7, 2021

PPSD

Post pandemic stress disorder. When individuals get nightmares and flashbacks about lockdowns, masking, vaccinations, and lack of toilet paper.

Usually happens after the said pandemic is over. But it can occur while the pandemic is going on.

Friend: Hey did you see the news

Me: What? Is it another lockdown?
Friend: Nah mate, just about the re-election. Guess you’re suffering from PPSD
Me: yeah *sweats profusely*

by Wittywonka_ January 7, 2022

PPSD

PAST PUSSY STRESS DISORDER

I COULDN’T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, MY PPSD WAS ON FULL ALERT BECAUSE I AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.

by Vadyk March 17, 2022

PTSTD

Post tramautic STD.

John: Why does he look like he's having a panic attack?
Astin: I dunno but I heard he has PTSTD from becoming a porn star in school.
John: It sucks that he's having pain from a long gone STD.

by TheBoominMan June 1, 2022