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poeting

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry
"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"
by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021
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posting through it

The act of coping with an upsetting experience by excessively posting on social media.
“Oh, Elon Musk is tweeting hundreds of times a day? He must be really posting through it after his breakup.”
by Ellilina February 7, 2023
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nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011
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porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."
by Jason L. July 29, 2005
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Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."
Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting
by LordViper May 20, 2019
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Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.
{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.
by lubaver September 30, 2021
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Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
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