porn

the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area

Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!

by natataeako March 23, 2009

porn

The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....

HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot...

PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!

by a.mends June 02, 2007

porn

Something you immediately lose interest in after masturbation

Ima fap 2 sum porn

by TheX13 December 06, 2010

porn

A really good thing.

I jackoff to porn.

by hhhh December 05, 2003

porn

one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.

you like porn

you love it.

your life is meaning less without it

your very exstistance is dependent upon it.

by doogalboogle February 10, 2009

porn

Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007

porn

Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.

Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.

by Sex Master of 2012 June 01, 2010