Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

poondinga

Likey dingleberries, only vaginal

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Poorinated

See poorinate, pastense.

I poorinated earlier on in the day in that new restaurant.

by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007

Poorinacan

Poor-in-a-Can; A poor ass Rican, aka Puerto Rican...who has no money but has a shit ass job.

Joey:"Hey you Dumbinacan!"

A-rod:"Who you calling Dumbinacan, Poorinacan!"

Joey:"Oh you got smart..."

by MrsRiv1126 March 23, 2011

Pootangaliscious

Someone who can't get any pussy.

Daniel tried to get some from his gf but was turned down.

Damn he's pootangaliscious.

by senia18 April 16, 2011

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014