purralysis

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019

rage paralysis

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

by uneven_floor May 21, 2008

Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009