poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...
1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"
by Chet and Josh November 01, 2004
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poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
by mike February 14, 2004
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replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of
by Annie December 30, 2003
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Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".
by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 31, 2005
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P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties
Causing them to poop!
by The Dalai Lama May 23, 2007
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by Zachary katz April 05, 2017
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Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*
by Enesbelongstograce26 November 27, 2019
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