poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"

by Chet and Josh July 4, 2006

poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

poop

replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

by Annie December 30, 2003

Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee!

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 30, 2005

poop

P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties

Causing them to poop!

by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007

Poop

Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*

by Enesbelongstograce26 November 27, 2019

Poop

A really nice person

You are poop

by Zachary katz April 5, 2017