poontang 

cara's sweetest honey

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.

poontang by Bokeembeslick January 17, 2005

Poontang 

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

Poontang by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

Poontang 

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

Poontang by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

poontang 

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler

poontang by mr varner May 3, 2004

poontang 

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

poontang by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poontang 

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

poontang by chris, R February 18, 2008

Poontang 

Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!

Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!

I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

Poontang by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004