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musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.
I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.
by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021
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douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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