Penis enlargement pills

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small

Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

by Lycanace March 15, 2019

Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

Pillsworth

An idiotic or simple minded person. Similar to plonker.

“You’re such a pillsworth!”

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

Rollin' Polish

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.

Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.

by Jrubadub July 25, 2010

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009