Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
American people = screwed
Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
American people = screwed
by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007
Get the politicsmug. by Noobmuncher3000 June 2, 2007
Get the politicsmug. by Matt June 25, 2004
Get the politicsmug. In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so.
Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.
Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.
George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom!"
Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion*
Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."
Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion*
Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."
by americanasshole January 24, 2012
Get the politicsmug. Politics is a bunch of people standing around talking about who should be in charge of the government. Sometimes they use elections to decide who should be in charge. Other times they use things like hereditary blood lines. If none of this really works out, they just start killing each other.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017
Get the politicsmug. A system that pretty much runs the world. Politics are the ways of politicians, and politics involve a LOT of things in the world, dealing with government especially.
"Politics make no sense."
-a smart person
"In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us."
-me
-a smart person
"In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
Get the politicsmug. Process by which one group tries to gain the whip hand over the other. War with less violence essentially. The participants in politics are hopelessly naive about their own side while unfairly cynical about the other side. Political thinking goes as follows: "We're for value X so we support policy A, the other side oppose policy A therefore they hate value X and are Nazis/communists/insert other group of extremists here." One of the signs that someone has been doing politics is that they assume everyone in their group is more moderate than they really are while thinking that the opposing group is more extreme than they really are.
Man this politics thing is such a necessary evil. Politics can have such a big and positive impact on our lives but I sure wish both sides would admit that they aren't perfect and never will be.
by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 29, 2017
Get the politicsmug.