“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are
automatically a racist, homophobic,
transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“
What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”