polele

kick @ss mother Fucker with the most pleasant afro you have ever seen (and a great butt) no pomo.

person 1: hey you know Polele?
person 2: yeah i love Polele, I'd be her best friend if I could!
person 1: I want to marry her
Person 2:You'll have to go through her father first!

by Grakia October 6, 2012

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

Ollie the polite cat

Polite cat, wholesome, cool, cute. He usually does a polite face which looks like this ' :| ' and is the meme of July 2018

Guy 1: Have you seen this cute cat Ollie the polite cat? He's so handsome!

Guy 2: I've seen him, he's veri funni and cool.

by squishyloop July 24, 2018

poltergeist

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

by Achim S. April 14, 2006

Poltergasm

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration

Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.

by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

polytech

school that has more computers than women

person 1: What school you go to?
person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.
person 1: Are you gay?
person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...

by Polytalker March 31, 2005

POLTER

A strategy to silence political opponents by attempting to destroy their economic prosperity. POLTER is an acronym for "Political Offense Leads To Economic Revenge".

POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).

A former president of Harvard once suggested that genetics might be responsible for the disparity between men and women in the highest positions of math and science. It was merely a suggestion, but unfortunately one that was heretical to feminist groups. Subsequently, they decided to POLTER him, spearheading a campaign to get him fired and stigmatized by the media so that his next employment opportunity would be at least less prestigious and profitable than the current one.

by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007