Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums
An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.
by JackJ723 January 21, 2022
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Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.
by oblong1 December 12, 2019
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plump monkey

when you get a boner while wearing tight spandex!!
by star fish licker January 22, 2010
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Donald plump

A more accurate name for the fat president
Person A: Hey have you heard about Donald Trump on the

Person B: More like Donald plump am I right
Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
by Fe4rless2.0 November 4, 2020
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Plump pussy

A plump pussy is really just another word for fat pussy you can grab a handful of it if it’s really fat . Plump/fat pussies tend to have a really good grip during sex
“That plump pussy was so fat I almost suffocated “
by Scar_bearx3 November 23, 2017
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plump girlfriend

a plump scene girl with an emo/scene boyfriend.

all take extream scene pictures of themselves and post them on myspace, all pictures look the same. and all are plump.

their boyfriends are usually skinny and very attractive. you get very jeleous because you are not their plump girlfriend.

x.
jay: OMG that scene boy is so hot

christine: yea but he has a major plump girlfriend
by reow April 24, 2006
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plump lump

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her
i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her
by kittyboy October 19, 2007
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