Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

plague knight

just a little guy. just a short dude. just an evil little creacher.

plague knight deserves a kiss.

by dial_up April 30, 2021

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011

Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.

Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

The gay plague

AIDS

That dude has the gay plague

by MrBeachyFrogLegs November 2, 2017

Plugger Hugger

One who insistently relies on GPS to navigate from point to point while in the backcountry. A person who refuses to learn basic land navigation skills due to the assumed fact that a GPS can solve all problems for those who are geographically embarrased.

Derived from "PLGR" pronounced "Plugger" - an acronym used in the Army for Precision, Lightweight, GPS, Receiver.

"Put away the GPS you plugger hugger. The campsite is just on the other side of that ridge."

by The J-Train February 28, 2008