Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.

"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

plums

the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag

I'd love to get my gums around your plums!

by Ho! July 23, 2006

Tongue my plums

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

by Cama February 9, 2005

plosher

A complete jackass.

That kid is such a plosher!

by DV- July 8, 2006

Plooser

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.

Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.

by Anniie March 17, 2008

skin plums

Slang term for testes. Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

by no carrier September 1, 2009